January 2011
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December 2010
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Our dad is a dentist by the way.
I mean...
I haven’t thought about that show in YEARS. Bizarre.
Anonymous asked: 1) What kind of drugs are you/were you on?
2) How tall are you?
3) How would you describe your body?
4) Who in Hollywood has the best body?
5) Who is the prettiest person you know?
6) YOU KINKY?!!!
2) How tall are you?
3) How would you describe your body?
4) Who in Hollywood has the best body?
5) Who is the prettiest person you know?
6) YOU KINKY?!!!
Anonymous asked: 1) What kind of drugs are you/were you on?
2) How tall are you?
3) How would you describe your body?
4) Who in Hollywood has the best body?
5) Who is the prettiest person you know?
6) YOU KINKY?!!!
2) How tall are you?
3) How would you describe your body?
4) Who in Hollywood has the best body?
5) Who is the prettiest person you know?
6) YOU KINKY?!!!
The Deep South might be wretched, but it can howl.
– Narrator of Ride, Fly, Penetrate, Loiter by Barry Hannah (via sweater-weather)
Having a family conversation on throwing up.
I absolutely love Jon Cole.
Today is going to be so wonderful, he makes me a happy person.
Gush gush mush mush
Texting with mom
Me: well apparently judgement day is May 21st and the world’s gonna end in October.
Mom: where did u get ur info
Had some alligator bites and fries at six feet...
with dan g, dan b, ramon, and some other guy.
Now I’m gonna watch sound and fury. Such a good day.
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COPS: Ho Ho Ho #8
Cop: what are you doing out here?
Prostitute: nuthin’!
Cop: who was that man in that car?
Prostitute: my uncle!
Cop: yeah? he looked pretty white to me…
5am glass of diet dr. K
Mmmmmsir.
I'll post the song later.
Soon as my head hits my pillow I’m gon’ be out like a light.
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Recording a Cheap Trick cover
Yesssiree! Done by tonight.
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The compound gon' get SHUT DOWN
Yessuuuuh!